here’s another tidbit for those of you not fully immersed in the A.T. Universe. This is something hikers learn about in what seems like the first 30 minutes of being on the trail.
As I near the halfway point of 1087 miles this weekend, i’ll be coming to a place in PA called Pine Grove State Park. It is here, at the park’s camp store that is home to one of the more famous trail challenges. It’s called the half-gallon challenge. A hiker purchases a half-gallon of ice cream, and if they can consume the entire thing in one sitting (it’s unclear to me as to whether there’s a time limit) their money for that half-gallon is refunded. Only in a sport(?) where the athletes(??) are fueled on snickers, pop tarts, m&ms, ramen noodles and soda would a challenge such as this exist. I was pretty doubtful that i would accept the challenge, but after consuming a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food in around 6 minutes saturday morning, i think i might just be up for it.
I’ll be sure to give you a full status report after the challenge, including whether i finish, the completion time, and any unintended damage done to my body, i.e. crazy bowel movements or anything else.
Wish me luck!
June 26, 2007 at 4:20 am
Dont’ do it, man. It’s just not worth it. Chris finally fulfilled his competitive eating fantasy this weekend in a four-minute burger challenge with a man they call The Baker. Chris won, but those burgers are still with him. He only wishes there was a crazy bowel movement story to tell. I’m so proud.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/earthlyworld/616550641/
June 27, 2007 at 5:00 am
do it!! a sequel to “rhea in my socks” has been long awaited by fans around the world! better yet, make delbert do it. what sweeter revenge than to trick a bully to rhea in HIS socks??
i love reading your tales–i’ll be sending you good wishes to avoid any ankle twisting!
June 27, 2007 at 1:47 pm
OMG! ryan i am so proud of you! i know u can do it. you are the champ of ice cream and lets just thank god that you are lactose intolerant. god really wants you to take up this challenge. eat the ice cream in his name